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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,089thMost Conservative: 8,725th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Powerful and Prosperous Nation Under Jong!
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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North Kim Jong

Population13.57 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Kim Jong Un


The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.57 billion Jong Subordinate Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The thriving enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,851 Won, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,007 per year while the poor average 23,423, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kim Jong's national animal is the Chollima.

North Kim Jong is ranked 108,658th in the world and 6th in The Meme Must Go On for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,134thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,089thMost Conservative: 8,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,705thLargest Black Market: 11,409thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,485thHighest Economic Output: 14,245thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,831stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,628thLargest Mining Sector: 17,243rdMost Authoritarian: 18,497thLargest Populations: 19,796thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,695thMost Devout: 21,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,199th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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