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Highest Crime Rates: 1,028thRudest Citizens: 1,112thLargest Retail Industry: 1,160th
The Utopian Society of
Anarchy
Peace, Equality, Unity
President Christopher Devas
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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North Johen Ezermard

Population1.344 billion

CapitalOstham
LeaderPresident Christopher Devas
FaithDemocrazy

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Utopian Society of North Johen Ezermard is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Christopher Devas with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.344 billion North Johen Ezermardians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient North Johen Ezermardian economy, worth 221 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 164,920 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping North Johen Ezermardians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, edutainment video games are taking North Johen Ezermard's students to the next level, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. North Johen Ezermard's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Democrazy.

North Johen Ezermard is ranked 100,433rd in the world and 14th in Roman Byzantine Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 734.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,028thRudest Citizens: 1,112thLargest Retail Industry: 1,160thHighest Drug Use: 1,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,497thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,708thTop
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Most Armed: 2,133rdMost Politically Free: 2,139thFattest Citizens: 2,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,783rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,851stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,553rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,451stNudest: 6,611thMost Extreme: 6,935thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,999thMost Cultured: 7,974thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,710thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,807thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,137thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,156thMost Pro-Market: 9,876thMost Influential: 10,145thHighest Average Incomes: 10,194thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,279thMost Inclusive: 14,315thMost Devout: 14,835thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,296thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,165th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : North Johen Ezermard voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Promoting Natural Sciences in Schools"".
  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, edutainment video games are taking North Johen Ezermard's students to the next level.
  • : North Johen Ezermard voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
  • : North Johen Ezermard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, glamping North Johen Ezermardians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : North Johen Ezermard was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in North Johen Ezermard, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.

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