by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,331stRudest Citizens: 9,511th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Fortitudo Eius Rempublicam Tenet
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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North Italian Union

Population446 million

CapitalMilan

CurrencyLira
Animalitalian barbel

The Constitutional Monarchy of North Italian Union is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 446 million north italians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient north italian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,031 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, babies are a small but significant export, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks. Crime is totally unknown. North Italian Union's national animal is the italian barbel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Italian Union is ranked 31,304th in the world and 19th in New West Indies for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,692.67 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,331stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 9,511thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,747thMost Politically Free: 14,773rdMost Developed: 15,630thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,111th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : North Italian Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : North Italian Union voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"".
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : North Italian Union was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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