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Largest Retail Industry: 6,007thRudest Citizens: 7,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,468th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Fortitudo Eius Rempublicam Tenet
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Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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North Italian Union

Population452 million

CapitalMilan

CurrencyLira
Animalitalian barbel

The Constitutional Monarchy of North Italian Union is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic population of 452 million north italians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 35.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient north italian economy, worth 47.6 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 105,314 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown. North Italian Union's national animal is the italian barbel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Italian Union is ranked 22,966th in the world and 15th in New West Indies for Highest Poor Incomes, with 59,963.62 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6,007thRudest Citizens: 7,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,468thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 9,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,326thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,877thMost Politically Free: 14,824thMost Developed: 15,417thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,059th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Italian Union published "Noble Houses of the North Italian Union" (Factbook: Culture).
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : North Italian Union was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, there's a bright dawn ahead for North Italian Union.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in North Italian Union, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.

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