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North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands

Population5.099 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Arthur Barrett


The Republic of North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Arthur Barrett with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.099 billion North Isseggggnignigsegigiseggggians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agera. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 199,805 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and books are so highly regarded in North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

North Isseggggnignigsegigisegggg Islands is ranked 161,150th in the world and 98th in Social Liberal Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -27.45 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 75thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 168thSafest: 259thMost Devout: 329thMost Compassionate Citizens: 408thMost Pacifist: 464thNicest Citizens: 473rdMost Developed: 624thMost Advanced Public Education: 644thLargest Welfare Programs: 725thLongest Average Lifespans: 769thBest Weather: 943rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,057thHealthiest Citizens: 1,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,186thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,239thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,359thLargest Governments: 1,391stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,468thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,654thLowest Crime Rates: 1,732ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,872ndSmartest Citizens: 1,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,484thMost Inclusive: 3,908thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,104thMost Cultured: 4,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,811thHighest Average Incomes: 5,542ndMost Politically Free: 6,124thMost Efficient Economies: 6,917thTop
Most Income Equality: 8,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,848thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,171stHighest Economic Output: 12,939th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the region

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