Population | 5.731 billion |
Capital | Headachent |
Leader | Mad Loser |
Faith | ourselves |
Currency | piastre |
Animal | dragon |
The Holy Empire of North Insomnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mad Loser with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.731 billion North Insomnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Headachent. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient North Insomnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion piastres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,165 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on North Insomnian selfishness, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for dragon sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Insomnia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ourselves.
North Insomnia is ranked 243,489th in the world and 7,914th in The East Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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North Insomnia was endorsed by
The United States of New Era states.
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North Insomnia was endorsed by
The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
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North Insomnia was endorsed by
The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe.
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North Insomnia was endorsed by
The Democratic States of Nordic Eurasia.
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North Insomnia was endorsed by
The Democratic people's republic of Blobon.
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North Insomnia, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for dragon sacrifices.
- : Following new legislation in
North Insomnia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in
North Insomnia, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
- : Following new legislation in
North Insomnia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on North Insomnian selfishness.
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North Insomnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 89 » H-Zhena,
Brotherland,
Wiranath,
Axdel,
Hizuru,
BearStackof2015,
Talitoa,
Am Echad,
Kilkire,
Pakitsk,
Kangarawa,
VW53Aland,
Dragons Blood,
A Slanted Black Stripe,
East Malaysia,
Marrabuk,
United China Nation,
Rhealaliit,
Ridann,
Squid Ruinosa,
Kalaratri,
Freedom Fascists,
Rainbow Vests,
Republic of Berzerkistan,
Roliganistan,
Asendavia,
Merlovich,
Zukchiva,
Ripsylvania,
Fellon,
Tretrid,
Lingu,
BuciLand,
The Three States of Fortuna,
Staynes,
Mays Austrian Nation,
Greater New Cassandra,
Imprisoned Freeman,
Servants of Gizmo,
A mean old man,
Santa Dystopia,
Survivoristan,
Stellar Colonies,
New Leganes,
Gunov,
Tawuse,
Oofery,
Coruh,
FreedomIand,
Acronis, and 39 others.
Nevertopia,
Anarchica landia,
Wallenburg,
Dravida India,
Yelkinam,
Republic of New India,
Tassirion,
Debluu,
ArenaC,
Lanwa,
CheeseBurrito,
From New World,
Cacnesia,
Vogar,
Sunsistan,
Hogwarts of muggles,
THE V0ID,
ReReReRepublic,
Lorrana,
United Socialist States of Amerika,
Eastern Alksearia,
North Bernia,
Espeon LD,
Jove Mahmo,
West Nagato,
The Kulaata Islands,
Spiruvania,
Headpat Central,
Technocratic Tagalog,
Vizh,
Vessarlian,
Pirnovo,
Wakeopolis,
Modra,
Blobon,
Nordic Eurasia,
Layngderfleethe,
Eagle Crest, and
New Era states.