|Capital||New Happy City|
The Excellence of North Happy Land is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.74 billion Happy Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Happy City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.4%.
The very strong North Happy Landian economy, worth 432 trillion Happy Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,765 Happy Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,181 per year while the poor average 25,533, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.
Everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (North Happy Land has found 2 easter eggs), and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. North Happy Land's national animal is the Clownfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
- : North Happy Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : North Happy Land voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II".
- : Following new legislation in North Happy Land, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in North Happy Land, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (North Happy Land has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in North Happy Land, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in North Happy Land, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : Following new legislation in North Happy Land, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of North Happy Land at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Amauri.
- : North Happy Land was endorsed by The Beerpublic of Joodey.
Endorsements Received: 95 » Yaorozu, Alunya, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Shin-Hachioji, Kuveria, El Fiji Grande, Peldorn, Territorio di Nessuno, Haor Chall, Spartoptia, Great Bights Mum, Black Templares, Tsardom of Leonlandia, The Notorious Mad Jack, Trillius, Egalico, Corfad, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Dar es Saalam, Ethnon, General COE, Steampunk Ariel, Bayern-Straubing, Siwale, Ikea Rike, Lomjia, Shibutani, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Niradans, Sinelona, Tappan Hills, Shadowrik, Dreadton, Jasminlandia, Kasazzastan, Frances Francis the First of France, Vikingiarchy, Kwaj, Acrabinnia, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Torakuen, New Pruessen, Pallaith, Sunto, and 45 others.Sundred, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Q w e r t y, Federation Terra Australis, PlanetPunk, Ibiscaton, Free Azzaca, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, New Bremerton, Castle Federation, 1 very fast endotarter, Noahs Second Country, Saturns Edge, Former English Colony, Apetopia, Selfgradatude, Votak Matim, Ejhsa, Test for a new hope, Empy, Fayyayid, Analomink, Valhalla123, The Black Cathedral, Elder Realms, North Altatude, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Maott, Orado, Guer Aike, Loli County, Eriadni, Xentherida, Pasargad, Constantinolia, Felhaven, Justanistan, Aratani, Makersaulache, Ttopa, Joodey, Amauri, and Kobagia.