by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 2,820th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,930th
The Uenunist Rertareun of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Capitalism is a bad alternative.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Essentei

Population2.258 billion

LeaderEsnei Perny
FaithUenuisim ideology

AnimalThe Legendary Pingas Bird

The Uenunist Rertareun of North Essentei is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Esnei Perny with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.258 billion Essentans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Entely. The average income tax rate is 16.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The North Essenteian economy, worth 106 trillion Emlens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,362 Emlens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, gun ownership is compulsory, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Essentei's national animal is the The Legendary Pingas Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Uenuisim ideology.

North Essentei is ranked 79,325th in the world and 3,722nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Armed: 2,820thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,930th
Most Armed: 167th in the region

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