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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,058th Most Influential: 10,678th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,101st
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Reform Democracy, Unify Ethnicity
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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North Dyongping

Population727 million

CapitalEast Coast

CurrencyDewae
AnimalUgandan Knuckles

The United Socialist States of North Dyongping is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 727 million North Dyongpingers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Coast. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North Dyongpingian economy, worth 52.1 trillion Dewaes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,725 Dewaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the well-to-do in Soviet Democracy are never on time for important appointments, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and cars have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dyongping's national animal is the Ugandan Knuckles, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Dyongping is ranked 47,557th in the world and 54th in Soviet Democracy for Most Developed, scoring 58.07 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Influential: 10,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,101stSafest: 14,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,509thMost Pacifist: 14,829thMost Authoritarian: 15,523rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,833rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Dyongping was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : North Dyongping was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, cars have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, the well-to-do in Soviet Democracy are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, the nation is Soviet Democracy's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dyongping, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.

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