The Pacifican Empire of North Durthang is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.855 billion North Durthangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The North Durthangian economy, worth 737 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 46,529 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones, North Durthang has designated North Durthang City as its capital city, and Leader is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (North Durthang has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Durthang's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North Durthang is ranked 157,560^th in the world and 2,510^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.37 law-abiding acts per hour.