Population | 7.504 billion |
Capital | New Ichasa |
Leader | Governor Robert Dialkia |
Faith | Funkyism |
Currency | Doyoo Rezzat |
Animal | Funky Badger |
The Colony of North Doyooni is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Robert Dialkia with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.504 billion doyoo are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Ichasa. The average income tax rate is 40.5%.
The strong doyoo economy, worth 497 trillion Doyoo Rezzats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,235 Doyoo Rezzats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, and unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Doyooni's national animal is the Funky Badger and its national religion is Funkyism.
North Doyooni is ranked 56,843rd in the world and 1st in roless puppet region for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Doyooni's influence in Roless puppet region rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : North Doyooni's influence in Roless puppet region rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : North Doyooni's influence in Roless puppet region rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : North Doyooni's influence in Roless puppet region rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : North Doyooni added the tag "Puppet Storage" to Roless puppet region.
- : The Republic of Rlspuppet1 appointed North Doyooni as the og puppet with authority over Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in Roless puppet region.
- : North Doyooni relocated from Osiris to Roless puppet region.
- : North Doyooni was refounded in Osiris.
- : North Doyooni ceased to exist in Forest.
- : North Doyooni's influence in Forest rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".