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Most Valuable International Artwork: 554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,893rd
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Prepare to get bean'd
Grand Bean
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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North Dopless Naulgonkarha

Population3.217 billion

CapitalBean HQ
LeaderGrand Bean

CurrencyBean
AnimalKiwi

The Rogue Nation of North Dopless Naulgonkarha is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Bean with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.217 billion North Dopless Naulgonkarhans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bean HQ. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Dopless Naulgonkarhan economy, worth 329 trillion Beans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,349 Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sick days are on the rise, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dopless Naulgonkarha's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Dopless Naulgonkarha is ranked 54,587th in the world and 1,851st in the South Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,548.22 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 554thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,649thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,893rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,877thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,180thMost Authoritarian: 15,321stMost Conservative: 15,421stLargest Black Market: 16,592ndMost Avoided: 16,740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,277th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Black Market: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 474th in the regionMost Avoided: 600th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 672nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 697th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 714th in the regionMost Conservative: 766th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 797th in the regionLargest Populations: 840th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Dopless Naulgonkarha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : North Dopless Naulgonkarha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dopless Naulgonkarha, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.

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