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Most Authoritarian: 5,346th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,381st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,626th
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Postęp jest drogą do wolności
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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North Dniester

Population1.967 billion

CapitalWarszawa
Leaderthe state
FaithSTATE ATHEISM

CurrencyForint
AnimalWheat Eagle

The United Socialist States of North Dniester is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the state with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.967 billion Dniester Riverites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a citizen of Dniester economy, worth 161 trillion Forints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,072 Forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dniester's national animal is the Wheat Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is STATE ATHEISM.

North Dniester is ranked 149,907th in the world and 95th in Eurth for Most Politically Free, scoring zero on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,381stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,626thMost Conservative: 6,792ndTop
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Most Avoided: 8,466thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,135thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,292ndMost Extreme: 13,788thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,538th
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Dniester lodged a message on the Eurth Regional Message Board.
  • : North Dniester's influence in Eurth fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : North Dniester's influence in Eurth rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : North Dniester's influence in Eurth fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : North Dniester's influence in Eurth rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : North Dniester was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dniester, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dniester, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dniester, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in North Dniester, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.

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