Population | 10.249 billion |
Capital | Åbenheim |
Leader | Søren Sørensen |
Faith | Old Norse Pagan Christianity |
Currency | krone |
Animal | Troll |
The White Crowned Lights of North Cross is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Søren Sørensen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.249 billion Northmen love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Åbenheim. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern economy, worth a remarkable 3,831 trillion kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 373,883 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the Northern Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and where there's smoke there's the Northern Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown. North Cross's national animal is the Troll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Old Norse Pagan Christianity.
North Cross is ranked 264,266th in the world and 139th in International Democratic Union for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -41.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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North Cross, where there's smoke there's the Northern Forestry Department.
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North Cross, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in
North Cross, the Northern Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in
North Cross, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
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North Cross, Åbenheim has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
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North Cross, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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North Cross, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
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North Cross, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
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North Cross, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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North Cross, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".