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North Cromch

Population4.561 billion

LeaderMeme Man


The Memery of North Cromch is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Meme Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.561 billion North Cromchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse North Cromchian economy, worth 518 trillion Cronches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,703 Cronches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', billions of Cronches are being blown on orbital weapons development, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 258,420th in the world and 15th in Lardyland for Most Patriotic, with 0.74 flags saluted per person per day.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,799thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,174thMost Pacifist: 11,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,922ndTop
Most Cultured: 14,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,003rdNicest Citizens: 15,658thHighest Food Quality: 15,960thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,314thMost Inclusive: 17,461stSmartest Citizens: 17,857thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,276thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,847thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,064thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,919thMost Influential: 22,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 23,279thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,285thLargest Governments: 23,316thLowest Crime Rates: 23,327thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,336thHealthiest Citizens: 23,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,000th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

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