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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,024th
The Memery of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Meme Man
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Cromch

Population835 million

LeaderMeme Man


The Memery of North Cromch is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Meme Man with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 835 million North Cromchians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super-Dank-Polis. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cromchian economy, worth 93.3 trillion Cronches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,752 Cronches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Super-Dank-Polis is a police state during international summits, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cromch's national animal is the Gobolgobgalablab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Cromch is ranked 22,090th in the world and 4th in Lardyland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,337.48 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,746thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,519thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,846thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,107thMost Cultured: 15,650thNicest Citizens: 15,878thMost Inclusive: 16,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,808thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,183rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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