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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,432nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,609th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,192nd
The Murderous and Deez Nutz of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sacrifice your soul for The God of all Coconuts!
Coco the only God
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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North Cococult

Population1.902 billion

CapitalGisei Songen
LeaderCoco the only God
FaithCoconuts

CurrencyNuts
AnimalGlow-in-the-Dark Coconuts

The Murderous and Deez Nutz of North Cococult is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Coco the only God with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.902 billion North Cultians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gisei Songen. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Cococultian economy, worth 220 trillion Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,855 Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, refugees from other nations are flocking to North Cococult's border, and one complaint of North Cococult's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Cococult's national animal is the Glow-in-the-Dark Coconuts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coconuts.

North Cococult is ranked 131,987th in the world and 23rd in Hiyamashu for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -55.64 on the Hayek Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,432ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,221stLargest Black Market: 10,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,774thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,958thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,047thLargest Retail Industry: 15,119th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Cococult, one complaint of North Cococult's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : North Cococult was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : North Cococult was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in North Cococult, refugees from other nations are flocking to North Cococult's border.
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : North Cococult's influence in Hiyamashu rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".

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