The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 917 million North Catimestistrianesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 100 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,503 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and North Catimestistrianesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, North Catimestistrianesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : North Catimestistrianes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
- : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
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