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Nudest: 822nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 858th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,208th
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
By The People For The People
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Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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North Catimestistrianes

Population917 million

CapitalCatimé
LeaderKa-Fos

CurrencyCrown
AnimalTurtle

The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The compassionate population of 917 million North Catimestistrianesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 100 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,503 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and North Catimestistrianesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 11,198th in the world and 270th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,598.2 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Nudest: 822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 858thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,208thMost Influential: 2,403rdMost Pacifist: 5,552ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,116thBest Weather: 6,295thNicest Citizens: 6,436thSafest: 6,804thMost Inclusive: 7,219thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,492ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,002ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,183rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,237thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,443rdMost Cultured: 10,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,633rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,515thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,721stMost Developed: 12,845thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,857thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,812th
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Nudest: 19th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 194th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 222nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 261st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 262nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 264th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 264th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 280th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 283rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 309th in the regionMost Cultured: 309th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 366th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 376th in the regionMost Developed: 397th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 460th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 478th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Secular: 570th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 591st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, North Catimestistrianesian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : North Catimestistrianes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in North Catimestistrianes, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Erinor, Rebel-topia, Jaxon, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Beepee, Anachronolandia, Aidenfieeld, Awjan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Aumeltopia, Cuuldere, Confessors Isle, Linguiniland, Techganet, Lambdaland, Darakin, United States of Vietnam, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kandorith, Aywhyou, Grouu, Shengtie, Kroumos, Sedunn, Midand, Auphelia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Whimichy, Xandev, Farengeto, Maletora, Tsunamy, Quiescent, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Academy of Umbrellas, Wehraboos, Saciu, Jehenna, Abarri, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Kerlodia, Silberne Wache, Stoniamera, Lorora3, Tsvetania, Drystar, and 115 others.Isokenzar, Walloonia, A leftover country, USNE2018, North Anatnom, Rascium, Maeiland, Seliyan progressive Islands, New Prenalia, Yeldarbsland, Freedwanda, Angevin Britannia, Republic Clovakh, United Qwebland, Yellunstryer, Sanden, Corgitopiaa, Jamtland-Trondelag, The United Expanse, Asdfghuiop, Nowa Europa, Bear Connors Paradiso, Crabius, Pamela And Hepatitis, Poopisiya, Aneas, Agalaesia, Illinoisan, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Lichenitza, North Winter, Staubsaugen, Southern Numenor, Virgindale, The Filippinas, Amerion, New Briantown, Pax Dracon, Paenoa, Farrts, Rosamie, Badener, Aguatania, The naked people, Curlyhoward, Ufask, Cypheri, The ColdWyvernian Undead, West Apotos, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Pulaski Republic, Ostanasia, Fetatonich, Ezeleah, Santa Ofelia, Atomic Garden, Eastern Nyan, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Ridehale, Soem, Freedoom, Ancient Slobovia, Bizarrotan, Calistan, Spazzhole, WTP All the good names are taken, Farelonia, Akindom, Kholdan, Liberated Lambergs, RestartAll, Bandorion, Cretacia, Japanese Federal Republic, Crystal Creation, Havenfell, Esfalsa, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Choodox, Ariankido, The Solar System Scope, Vincent Field, Dankstergrad, Revanial, The Post Humans, Braavos and Lorath, Enplatia, Nankyoku Tairiku, Bod Wareenaland, Drugged Monkeys, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Transtemporal Shifts, Sonnydesh, Slenrotros, Barabarom, Pays de Loire, Spearos, Trinennie, Churumduul, Novagentum, FreeFishers, Qawe, Mew Nation, Darbor, Chocholand, Roavin, Phanama, Beegees, Wild Space, Great Africans, Aveerya, Oceanfront, Heliseum, and Upper Tyrconnel.

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