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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 467th Most Advanced Public Transport: 995th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,042nd
The Civil Defence Commisar of
Father Knows Best State
No People's Republic, No new Warzone Asia!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Campbell Nation

Population9.324 billion

CapitalThe Forbidden City
LeaderChairman Campbell II

CurrencyPhoenix Fen

The Civil Defence Commisar of North Campbell Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Campbell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.324 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Forbidden City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient socialist economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion Phoenix Fens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,155 Phoenix Fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Campbell Nation's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Campbell Nation's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christmas.

North Campbell Nation is ranked 70,586th in the world and 3rd in Warzone Asia for Most Average, scoring 40.07 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,190thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,371stLargest Governments: 1,393rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,640thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,752ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,842ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,048thSafest: 3,222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,534thMost Efficient Economies: 3,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,749thMost Developed: 3,758thMost Influential: 3,797thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,645thMost Secular: 5,818thHighest Economic Output: 6,799thSmartest Citizens: 7,126thHighest Drug Use: 8,123rdMost Cultured: 8,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,680thHighest Average Incomes: 8,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,965thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,146thMost Pacifist: 10,628thHealthiest Citizens: 11,349thMost Inclusive: 11,474thLargest Populations: 18,221st

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