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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st Most Advanced Public Transport: 898th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,078th
The Warzone Veteran of
Father Knows Best State
No People's Republic, No new Warzone Asia!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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North Campbell Nation

Population10.167 billion

CapitalThe Forbidden City
LeaderChairman Emeritus Campbell II
FaithChristmas

CurrencyPhoenix Fen
AnimalPhoenix

The Warzone Veteran of North Campbell Nation is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Emeritus Campbell II with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.167 billion Comrades are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Forbidden City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient socialist economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Phoenix Fens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,072 Phoenix Fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

North Campbell Nation's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Campbell Nation's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christmas.

North Campbell Nation is ranked 107,879th in the world and 21st in Warzone Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 46.38 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 431stMost Advanced Public Transport: 898thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,078thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,143rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175thLargest Governments: 1,467thLowest Crime Rates: 1,697thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,958thMost Efficient Economies: 3,336thSafest: 3,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,521stMost Developed: 3,804thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,038thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,849thMost Secular: 6,451stHighest Economic Output: 6,650thSmartest Citizens: 7,224thMost Cultured: 7,569thHighest Drug Use: 8,334thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,168thHighest Average Incomes: 9,202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,589thMost Pacifist: 10,243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,266thHealthiest Citizens: 10,908thMost Inclusive: 10,935th
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Safest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the region

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