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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 937thMost Influential: 2,587th
The Glorious Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
To serve and protect Bernadetta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Bernia

Population1.213 billion

CapitalGarreg Mach
FaithBernadetta Simping

CurrencyBernie Badge

The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.213 billion North Bernians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 165 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,326 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, people say chess victor Byleth can kill you with mind-bullets, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 9,287th in the world and 285th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.37 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 882ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 937thTop
Most Influential: 2,587thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,013thLowest Crime Rates: 9,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,377thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,284thMost Authoritarian: 12,713thLargest Governments: 15,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,952ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,077thLargest Black Market: 20,945thMost Devout: 21,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,711thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,455thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,497th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionMost Influential: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 137th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 348th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 351st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 448th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 524th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 566th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 569th in the regionLargest Black Market: 575th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 576th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 604th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 664th in the regionMost Devout: 672nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 741st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 743rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 745th in the regionMost Developed: 783rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 795th in the region

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