The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.627 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 531 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,656 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Shauvania.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Estande.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Stati Uniti of Isole Ionie.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Kond Mex Ethostorgel.
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Largest Mining Sector.
- : North Bernia was endorsed by The Clans of Dremaur.
- : North Bernia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Devout.
- : North Bernia endorsed The Empire of Koganenomori.
- : North Bernia endorsed The Hideous ugly Frank's of Frankinstan.
- : North Bernia endorsed The Independent State of New Missoura.
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