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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,057thMost Influential: 1,662ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,983rd
The Glorious Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
To serve and protect Bernadetta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Bernia

Population3.627 billion

CapitalGarreg Mach
FaithBernadetta Simping

CurrencyBernie Badge

The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.627 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 531 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,656 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 45,870th in the world and 1,370th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 31.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,057thMost Influential: 1,662ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,983rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,170thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,833rdMost Patriotic: 4,806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,930thLowest Crime Rates: 7,689thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,938thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,165thLargest Governments: 12,894thMost Authoritarian: 13,175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,253rdMost Devout: 13,380thLargest Mining Sector: 13,503rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,755thLargest Black Market: 14,365thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,871stMost Efficient Economies: 15,171stHighest Average Incomes: 16,147thHealthiest Citizens: 18,990thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,001stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,716thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,822ndSmartest Citizens: 24,407thMost Developed: 25,445th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 123rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 178th in the regionLargest Black Market: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 228th in the regionMost Devout: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 289th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 372nd in the regionLargest Governments: 375th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 407th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 507th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 560th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 565th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 573rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 595th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 679th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 744th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 749th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 891st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 930th in the regionMost Stationary: 958th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,002nd in the region

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