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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,175th
The Glorious Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
To serve and protect Bernadetta
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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North Bernia

Population1.804 billion

CapitalGarreg Mach
FaithBernadetta Simping

CurrencyBernie Badge

The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.804 billion North Bernians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 248 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,756 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The horniness of the great-horned Bunny is considered a national priority, former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 9,150th in the world and 302nd in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 112.75 kickbacks per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,069thMost Influential: 1,175thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,730thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,798thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,346thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,178thLowest Crime Rates: 8,846thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,150thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11,854thLargest Governments: 15,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,448thLargest Black Market: 16,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,373rdMost Authoritarian: 18,015thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,488thMost Devout: 19,878thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,073rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 267th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 302nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 317th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 347th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionLargest Governments: 440th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 451st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 499th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 511th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 520th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 530th in the regionMost Devout: 551st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 570th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 637th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 643rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 653rd in the region

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