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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,687thLowest Crime Rates: 2,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,350th
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North Baba

Population2.669 billion

CapitalCarpio
LeaderPrime Minister Brian Triana

Currencypeople’s farthing
Animalfeather-bellied dove

The Democratic Republic of North Baba is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Brian Triana with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.669 billion North Babans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carpio. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North Baban economy, worth 464 trillion people’s farthings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 174,012 people’s farthings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, Prime Minister Brian Triana's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Baba's national animal is the feather-bellied dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Baba is ranked 20,480th in the world and 1,042nd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 971 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,687thLowest Crime Rates: 2,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,350thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,358thNicest Citizens: 3,424thMost Pacifist: 3,471stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,866thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,110thHealthiest Citizens: 4,318thHighest Food Quality: 4,396thMost Developed: 4,537thLargest Governments: 4,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,579thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,807thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,082ndSafest: 5,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,764thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,251stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,625thSmartest Citizens: 6,726thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,399thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,429thMost Cultured: 8,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,652ndMost Patriotic: 9,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,825thMost Secular: 10,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,354thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,172ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,480th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 170th in the regionMost Pacifist: 204th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 204th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 207th in the regionNicest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Inclusive: 211th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 235th in the regionLargest Governments: 244th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 246th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 248th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 291st in the regionSafest: 313th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 316th in the regionMost Patriotic: 370th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 386th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 399th in the regionMost Cultured: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 418th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 431st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 518th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 523rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 594th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 631st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 639th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 821st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, Prime Minister Brian Triana's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : North Baba lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : North Baba lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-people’s farthing treacle machine.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in North Baba, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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