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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,611thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,943rd
The Protectorate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Vino unita fortior
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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North Andorra

Population1.55 billion

CurrencyEuro
Animalcow

The Protectorate of North Andorra is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.55 billion North Andorrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Andorran economy, worth 185 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,732 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Andorra's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Andorra is ranked 151,479th in the world and 5,583rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.5 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,611thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,514thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,943rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,960thNudest: 7,057thLargest Mining Sector: 7,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,481stMost Devout: 8,047thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,376thFattest Citizens: 9,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,222ndMost Avoided: 10,390thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,828thMost Efficient Economies: 13,266thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,279thLargest Retail Industry: 16,494thLargest Governments: 17,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,566thMost Developed: 18,287thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,841stMost Cultured: 20,186thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,011thHighest Average Incomes: 23,615th
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5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 224th in the regionNudest: 270th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 292nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Devout: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Avoided: 463rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 482nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 692nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 713th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 733rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 821st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 832nd in the regionLargest Governments: 856th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : North Andorra's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : North Andorra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, ceremonial zweihänders are used in holy rituals.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in North Andorra, bris parties are all the rage.

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