Population | 3.775 billion |
Capital | Hue |
Leader | Thủ Tướng |
Currency | dong |
Animal | dragon |
The Magna Terra of North and South Vietnam is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Thủ Tướng with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.775 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hue. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth 655 trillion dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 173,641 dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, concussed dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North and South Vietnam's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
North and South Vietnam is ranked 308,786th in the world and 3,687th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -537.35 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North and South Vietnam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : North and South Vietnam's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : North and South Vietnam resigned from the World Assembly.
- : North and South Vietnam altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, concussed dragonball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in North and South Vietnam, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.