The Federalist Union of North American Imperial State is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emporer Adam III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.162 billion Wooloosisns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Wooloopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo economy, worth a remarkable 1,098 trillion Wooloo Galactic Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,803 Wooloo Galactic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, hospitals in North American Imperial State are too busy serving the needs of Institute of Cellulose to see Wooloosisns, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Emporer Adam III Pics" has made Emporer Adam III's mom a celebrity, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.

North American Imperial State is ranked 85,741^st in the world and 47^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.