The Federal Kingdom of North American Imperial State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Julie Wooloo VI with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.448 billion Wooloosisns are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Neo Wooloo City. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo economy, worth 342 trillion Wooloo Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,091 Wooloo Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.

North American Imperial State is ranked 167,928^th in the world and 77^th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Black Market, with 80.3 billion Standard Monetary Units.