The Federal Commonwealths of North American Imperial State is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Kozuke with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.387 billion Wooloosisns enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Wooloopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Wooloo Galactic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,586 Wooloo Galactic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to North American Imperial State as a reminder of their "special relationship", anti-government web sites are springing up, many friends and relatives of Supreme Chancellor Kozuke have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Nova Wooloopolis Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Woolooism.

North American Imperial State is ranked 3,326^th in the world and 7^th in Institute of Cellulose for Healthiest Citizens, with 23.4 bananas ingested per day.