by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,998th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,344th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,149th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There is nothing to Fear but Fear itself
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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North Afghanisania

Population20 million

CurrencyAfghanisanian Woof
AnimalAfghanisanian Wolf

The Kingdom of North Afghanisania is a small, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20 million Wolfians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong North Afghanisanian economy, worth 1.24 trillion Afghanisanian Woofs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,050 Afghanisanian Woofs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 179,703 per year while the poor average 16,978, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, chocolate in North Afghanisania has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North Afghanisania's national animal is the Afghanisanian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

North Afghanisania is ranked 56,714th in the world and 2,671st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 75.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,998thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,344thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,149thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,259thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,315thHighest Crime Rates: 13,453rdLargest Gambling Industry: 14,487th
Largest Insurance Industry: 68th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 339th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 419th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 564th in the region

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