The Dictatorship of North-West Commland Puppet 1 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 5.689 billion North-West Commlandian 1st Puppetians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant North-West Commlandian 1st Puppetian economy, worth 84.1 trillion millistalins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,777 millistalins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hairdressers are forced to use all the tricks of the trade after citizens became required to wear helmets at all times, most academic research has ground to a halt, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them, and the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-West Commland Puppet 1's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North-West Commland Puppet 1 is ranked 91,319^th in the world and 12^th in DogeLand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.99 law-abiding acts per hour.