The Republic of Nort France is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 333 million Pros have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The strong Nort Francean economy, worth 19.8 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 59,468 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,674 per year while the poor average 13,239, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nort France's national animal is the France, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nort France is ranked 250,530^th in the world and 4,120^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.