The Republic of Norna Chitya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rich Uncle Pennybags with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.272 billion Norna Chityans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Empire. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norna Chityan economy, worth 210 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 165,401 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, hospitals in Norna Chitya are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Norna Chityans, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norna Chitya's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norna Chitya is ranked 18,112^th in the world and 502^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,267.58 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.