The Republic of Norna Chitya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rich Uncle Pennybags with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.077 billion Norna Chityans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Empire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norna Chityan economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 253,574 baht, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,374,726 per year while the poor average 24,137, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Norna Chitya's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Norna Chitya is ranked 215,505^th in the world and 7,999^th in Osiris for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 15.71 Effective Tax Rate.