The Republic of Norn Natic is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leslie Cheng with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.29 billion Norn Naticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Norn Natician economy, worth 177 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 137,820 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 474,452 per year while the poor average 29,331, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, money grows on trees, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norn Natic's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norn Natic is ranked 25,814^th in the world and 90^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,780.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.