The Tyrant Philosopher of Norka Justeve is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.248 billion Norka Justeveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Norka Justevean economy, worth 941 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,099 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norka Justeve's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norka Justeve is ranked 162,939^th in the world and 5^th in Magicae Mundi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.1 law-abiding acts per hour.