by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,891st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,970th Most Influential: 3,705th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
*Rattles a cup of deer teeth*
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.329 billion

CapitalCentral Norska
Faiththe Dark Eyes


The Constitutional Monarchy of Norjis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Søren with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.329 billion Nors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Norska. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norjisian economy, worth 125 trillion muns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,400 muns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norjis's national animal is the snow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Dark Eyes.

Norjis is ranked 146,703rd in the world and 5,518th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 2,891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,970thMost Influential: 3,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,819thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,318thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,733rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,175thMost Developed: 10,264thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,420thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,044thSafest: 12,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,519thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,144thBest Weather: 14,211thMost Income Equality: 14,399thMost Pacifist: 14,666thMost Inclusive: 15,115thMost Efficient Economies: 15,465thSmartest Citizens: 16,208th
Most Secular: 82nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 162nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 243rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 244th in the regionNicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Influential: 272nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 285th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 314th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 346th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 349th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 366th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 372nd in the regionSafest: 386th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 393rd in the regionBest Weather: 403rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Inclusive: 440th in the regionMost Cultured: 449th in the regionMost Pacifist: 465th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 490th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 529th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 552nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 567th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, millions of Nors are excellent swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Norjis was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, Søren panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, voting is voluntary.
  • : Norjis was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".


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