The Democratic Republic of Nordisklanda is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 861 million Nordisklandans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Själlm. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Nordisklandan economy, worth 29.6 trillion Måns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 34,432 Måns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

N-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordisklanda's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordisklanda is ranked 78,020^th in the world and 2,561^st in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 41.65 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.