The Jingoistic States of Nordheimrr is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 715 million Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving German economy, worth 73.9 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,287 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, and foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordheimrr's national animal is the Preußischer Adler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nordheimrr is ranked 26,196^th in the world and 281^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.27 law-abiding acts per hour.