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Rudest Citizens: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 1,108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782nd
The Disputed Territories of
Corporate Bordello
God, Homeland, Liberty
Civil Rights
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Nordafrik Conclaves

Population2.329 billion



The Disputed Territories of Nordafrik Conclaves is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.329 billion NordafrikšŠns are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akachi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordafrik Conclavesian economy, worth 452 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 194,213 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,192 per year while the poor average 27,054, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nordafrik Conclaves's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nordafrik Conclaves is ranked 223,478th in the world and 11,030th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.44 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Rudest Citizens: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 1,108thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,782ndMost Influential: 1,839thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,617thHighest Crime Rates: 2,827thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,831stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,096thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,444thFattest Citizens: 3,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,508thMost Efficient Economies: 3,574thMost Armed: 4,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,242ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,085thMost Devout: 6,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,086thSmartest Citizens: 8,084thMost Cultured: 9,065thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,224thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,423rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,425thLargest Governments: 18,183rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,294thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,075thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,189th
Rudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionMost Armed: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Devout: 166th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 171st in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 234th in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 299th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 310th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 455th in the regionLargest Governments: 471st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 524th in the regionLargest Black Market: 529th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 553rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 563rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 633rd in the regionMost Stationary: 781st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 814th in the regionMost Developed: 850th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 882nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 889th in the regionMost Politically Free: 893rd in the regionLargest Populations: 961st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nordafrik Conclaves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Nordafrik Conclaves voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of the employed".
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Nordafrik Conclaves voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Crushing Our Enemies".
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Nordafrik Conclaves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Most Rebellious Youth.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 131 » Drystar, Si-topia, Erinor, Saciu, Tsunamy, Barabarom, Wehraboos, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Xandev, Kiasu-ism, The Filippinas, Aidenfieeld, Dasko, Agalaesia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jehenna, Volaworand, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Aumeltopia, The Solar System Scope, New Juan Carlos Land, USNE2018, Amerion, Kringalia, Qvait, Phanama, PenguinPies, Beepee, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jennaterra, Aurcania, New Briantown, Land Without Shrimp, Sedunn, Concrete Slab, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Tilipria, Abarri, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, and 81 others.Realms of Madness, The naked people, Crystal Creation, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, Nueva Alta California, Cuuldere, Bleakfoot, Bizzie, Isles of Creckero, Curlyhoward, Steampunk Engineers, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Massacia, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Greater Scott Islands, Votri, Eggraria, Domen Lespri, North Kanuckistan, Hutington, Corgitopiaa, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Holy Free, Meridu, Sau Man Frescher, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Utondara, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Eskvenn, Charloa, Omiri, Tadreodal, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Tridem, Elan Sleazebaganno, Merevane, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Foxtan, Escanval, Starsight, Faruq, Shefino, The Worst army of, Whole India, Free United Republic, Auphelia, Warotecia, NganXuan, Oncarra, Walmart Store, Matak Tribes, Royaltica, LadyRebels, Laamiva, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Wubbiland, Well F, Rhetiaa, Upscale Alabama, Kervanosia, Atuan, United States of Vietnam, and Purple Hyacinth.

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