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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,088thMost Influential: 5,910thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,774th
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Nord Gronland

Population7.298 billion



The Republic of Nord Gronland is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.298 billion Nord Gronlians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thule. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nord Gronlian economy, worth 930 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,565 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nord Gronland's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nord Gronland is ranked 10,020th in the world and 548th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.76 bananas ingested per day.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,088thMost Influential: 5,910thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,240thMost Inclusive: 8,053rdHighest Food Quality: 8,122ndMost Cultured: 8,547thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,613thSafest: 9,649thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,800thNicest Citizens: 9,909thHealthiest Citizens: 10,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,238thMost Developed: 10,406thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,572ndBest Weather: 12,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,321stSmartest Citizens: 12,562ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,097thMost Efficient Economies: 13,460thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,902ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,897thLargest Governments: 16,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,888thHighest Average Incomes: 22,729thHighest Economic Output: 23,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,415thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,668th
Most Influential: 135th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 230th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 400th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 409th in the regionMost Cultured: 445th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 483rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 492nd in the regionSafest: 506th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 530th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 548th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 548th in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 570th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 587th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 603rd in the regionBest Weather: 637th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 683rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 694th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 703rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Surd, Treadwellia, Ugunnustan, Flasankia, Brrrrr, Japba, and Debussy.