The Free Land of Nord Botten is a massive, safe nation, notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.477 billion Nord Bottenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nord Bottenian economy, worth 249 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,955 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Nord Botten. Crime is totally unknown. Nord Botten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nord Botten is ranked 38,658^th in the world and 1,196^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 255.3551490726 Days.