The Free Land of Nord Botten is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its digital currency, vat-grown people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 4.561 billion Nord Bottenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norden. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nord Bottenian economy, worth 842 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,701 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, school kids who pretend to drive imaginary cars get a social worker and a police observer assigned to them, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is totally unknown. Nord Botten's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nord Botten is ranked 7,728^th in the world and 301^st in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.