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The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo
Federatija Nooooooooooooooo


Motto: "God bless with true!"

Nooooooooooooooo highlighted in red

Population: 10,465 million (2020 census)
Density: 150000 per sq. mile

Capital: Salabrachon
Largest City: Gomona City

Official Language: Kloom
National Language: English

LinkDemonym: Noon

Government: LinkFederal LinkPresidential LinkConstitutional LinkRepublic
- LinkPresident: John Edwards
- LinkVice President: George Calvinson
- Speaker of the State of Salabrachon: John Gór

- Senate; Speakership; Salabrachon Parliament

Establishment: from Skratmalatis
Independence: February 5th, 1827

Land Area
1500 mile²
804.672 km²
Water Area: 500 mi²
Water %: 25%

Highest Point: Conakija Mountain 100,000 ft.
Lowest Point: Dramana Basin -52 ft.

GDP (nominal): 1,427 trillion Angorejes
GDP (nominal) per capita: 136,364.19 Standard Monetary Units

HDI: ^95.66 Human Development Index very high

LinkCurrency: Angoreje (Æ)

LinkTime Zone: LinkUTC -7

Drives on the: LinkRight

Calling code: +215

ISO 3166-3 code: noo

Internet TLDs: .noo, .com.noo, .gov.noo, .org.noo,
.net.noo, .ac.noo, .edu.noo, .mil.noo, .kloom.noo .darthvader.noo


Nooooooooooooooo, officially, The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo (Kloom: Federatija (pronounced: fedrː ateː ja) Nooooooooooooooo), is a nation in the region of Karanlik Yollar. This place has everything. It has forests, mountains, cities, an eco-friendly government, Spud Webb... It is located in the north of the region, an Linkarchipelago, and is bordered on the south by Skratmalatis. The Linkofficial capital is Salabrachon, named after William Sala, 1st President, and brachon meaning city, so Salabrachon translates to Sala City. Although some locals might even say that the capital is Gomona City, they went missing after some mysterious circumstances.

It is very well known that Nooooooooooooooo has a large economy, averageness rating, well not anymore, and to some extent, taxation, which Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 1st in the region for. It is common to see people on the sidewalks watching Technoblade, flowers blooming in the rural areas, and Tyler Flowers catching. Some might even say that people are "Especially Intelligent," but Nooooooooooooooo is a dumbass.

The Federation is a member of the World Assembly, and according to the International Power Classification Organisation, Nooooooooooooooo is ranked as a LinkSmall Power, and as a Secondary Power by the International Power Index. The nation's fWAR is 7.56, its OBA+ is 134, and its yFLIP rating is 19.84.





When Skratmalatis came over from 10000 Islands, they found land with indigenous people on it, also known as Barlyy. The people yelled the word No (Indigenous god of DV) only at a certain time, every single time when loosing. The colonists called the land Noon Territory, and since a double o makes an ou sound, as in you, the called them Noons, and this just happened to be the time that they would scream. This made perfect sense to the Skratmalatians, so the name was since kept until today.


Main Article: Timeline of Nooooooooooooooo

After Skratmalatis came over and Dubbed it 'Noon Territory,' The Noons thought that Skratmalatians had just a bit too much power, and therefore started a revolution. The Noon War of Independence, or The Noon Revolution spanned about 2 months. The nation has gone under nine names since.

The LinkTerritory of Nooooooooooooooo was the name of Nooooooooooooooo for a brief 2 months before The LinkPrincipality of Nooooooooooooooo came into existence. In 1847, it was renamed to The LinkRepublic of Nooooooooooooooo until 1856 when Nooooooooooooooo was under Linkoccupation by and then a LinkState of Skratmalatis for a brief period during the War of Coolistan, also called the War of the Brothers because of the heavy economic ties between the two nations. From 1857 to 1967, a LinkFederal Republic, and from 1967 to 2000 it was a Linkcommunist republic when the Linkcommunist party won, and from 2000 to now it was dubbed the LinkFederation of Nooooooooooooooo.

Early Tribes

The LinkEarly Tribes of Nooooooooooooooo were made of of 4 physical groups: The LinkMountains, The LinkRivers, The LinkPlains, and The LinkCoast Tribes. The Mountains Tribes were mainly peaceful with themselves. The River tribes were outgoing. They like other tribes that were friendly with them, in case you didn't know what the word outgoing meant. The Plains and Coastal Tribes, were mainly kept to themselves, but invited most who came. But after the Skratmalatians came in, and drove the tribes out, they became confined to one area, all interacting with each other and also sharing toilet paper.


The name "Noon Territory" comes from the name that Skratmalatian Linkexplorers gave the land, specifically Jacob Sorír. Later, after the 1827 Revolution, they renamed it to the Territory of Nooooooooooooooo. This name lived for only 2 months, and now it has become obsolete, which is a fancy term for Sala killed people who used the name.


The Principality of Nooooooooooooooo lived a bit longer from 1827 to 1847. William Sala changed the name from the Territory to the Principality because he considered The Territory of Nooooooooooooooo an offensive name. When Jonas Conakija came into power, he renamed it to the Republic.


The Republic of Nooooooooooooooo was the name from 1847 to 1856. During this period, The War of the Brothers broke out, and Jonas Conakija fearlessly fought for the top bunk. The only thing he feared was loosing his power, which, eventually, of course, he did. He tought everything he knew to one of his supporters, who killed him in his sleep. Ironic.

Occupied Republic

See Also: The War of the Brothers

When Skratmalatis reached Salabrachon, the Noon and Skratmalatian governments shook hands and agreed to rename the nation to The Occupied Republic, albeit reluctantly. The two leaders agreed that Skratmalatis would not declare Nooooooooooooooo as a state.

Skratmalatian State

But in 1857, The Skratmalatians broke the treaty and declared Nooooooooooooooo a state. This led to major controversy between the two nations, thus continuing the War.

Federal Republic

The name of Federal Republic lived from 1857 to 1967 for 110 years; the longest living name. During this period, there was a lot of action, including LinkWorld War I, LinkWorld War II, and several protests during LinkThe Great Depression, and also Barlyy's depression.

Communist Republic

The Communist Republic lasted from 1967 to 2000 after a wave of Linkcommunism came after Josef Stalin (Sorianora) met with Speaker of the State of Salabrachon, Thomas Williams, in 1933. Despite being the first communist leader, the title of Communist Republic only started when Coda Tal Jr. renamed the country in 1967. To be honest, when I wrote this I thought communism was right-wing because it was red. Darryl Philbin, the first leader from the liberal party during this time, was quickly overthrown due to a communist majority in the Senate and Salabrachon Parliament. ???? In 1994, Barry Maxman was elected and it totally was non-fraudlent. Nothing happened in Salabrachon Square in 1994, all hail Barry Maxman.


After 2000, when Barry Maxman changed the name, no party has been elected besides the Liberal Party. But on March 9th, 2019, the State of Starmana has tried to break away. In 2020, peace talks were made and now Starmana will only try to break away every 6 years.


Satelllite View of Nooooooooooooooo

The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo in total spans 200,000 sq. miles, the same size as Switzerland, though the land percentage is only 75%. There are 17 states and all of them have Linkrepresentatives in the Speakership. The City of Salabrachon has its own sector, and there are 13 representatives, one for each Linkdistrict of the Hunger Games. Oops, typo. Salabrachon is not the largest city however, that title goes to Gomona City, the greatest city, the greatest city in the wooooorld! There are so many people in the country saying that Gomona City is the capital, it has even been nicknamed 'the local capital.' Nooooooooooooooo is on a Linkvolcanic island Linkchain called the Islánd a Volcanocija (LinkEnglish: Volcanic Islands).Definitely not Volconea. Barlyy don't do it. The tallest Linknon-extinct Linkvolcano is Mount Correalo (Kloom: Móntá Correalo), where people live and get burned to death every 9 months. The tallest volcano in general though, is Conakija Mountain. The biggest Linkisland is named Sala Island, after William Sala. I'm sure you've figured that out. The smallest island is named Williams island after Thomas Williams, a famous Linkwriter and (although they are not proud of it,) the first Linkleader of the communist party in 1860. Wait, didn't I say this already? And I have waaay too many hyperlinks. This was the first and only communist stretch in the nation at this point. It was also the peak of the communist party in the Linkseats of Nooooooooooooooo. Nooooooooooooooo is also the birthplace of the world's oldest still-standing Linklighthouse, Marapolís Lighthouse, Mara meaning sea, and polís meaning police. The term 'seapolice' was coined by the novelist John Hartman in his book, The Elevated Valley.

Lowest and Highest Points

See also: 10 Tallest Mountains in Nooooooooooooooo

The lowest point, Dramana LinkBasin (Dramana meaning "dry"), is at 52 ft below Linksea level, the Linklowest point in the VA. This is also the site of only one percent of deaths in Nooooooooooooooo and Karanlik Yollar. Sometimes, people go out on the side of the road to dig down a foot or two to make it farther below sea level. A recent study showed that an average of five people go out to dig only once every Linkdecade. But the highest point in all of Nooooooooooooooo would have to go to the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 foot Conakija Mountain. This mountain is the region's tallest, and is actually at one of the ends of The LinkElevated Valley, and is only 100,000 feet above sea level. The base of the mountain is 50,000 feet below sea level. So, the entire mountain is 150,000 feet tall, not to mention people piling rocks up at the top to make it taller, so the mountain is 150,010 tall, plus people unofficially piling rocks up each month. Unofficially, it's 150,027 feet tall.

10 Largest Cities

Further Information: 50 Largest Cities



City Poulation



Gomona City












Kalija City
























West Salabrachon




New York, where you can be a new man



There are 17 states in the Federaton, 4 of which host at least one of the top 10 biggest cities in the nation. Each state has a few counties each, an by a few I mean 94. The nation has only 173 Linkcounties, each voting on a president.

Noon county map


See Also: Speakership and Senate and Noon Constitution

I am the senate. The speakership is complicated.

Voting system for dummies

The Linkvoting system for Noooooooooooooo has two main parties: Liberal and Conservative. The Liberal Party wins in just about every major metropolitan area, and the Conservative Party has only one in one major metro area: Salabrachon. Yes, in 1856, the Communist Party beat Liberal Parties much more stronger then you, and the Conservative Party beat the Green Party. The Communist Party went against the Conservative Party. The liberal fake news LAMESTREAM media's brainwashed citizens did not vote in Salabrachon, therefore, the Conservatives won in the capital city. The other states voted overwhelmingly 🅱ommunist, before Linkgerrymandering was fixed, and so the Communists won in Nooooooooooooooo. More recently, however, the Liberal Party has gotten an twelve-year stretch.

2016 Linkelection results
-Blue: Antifa Liberal Party
-Red: Conservative Party

The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo has a type of electoral system known as LinkProportional representation. Once a candidate has reached the majority of votes and can hold the lead until voting ends, that candidate wins. They also talk nonsense with their broomstick. The government is split up into four powers: Federal, Statial, County, and City. Federal Government takes care of laws and bills, as well as international affairs and foreign relations, which are the same thing but whatever. Statial Government takes care of gubernatorial elections, state highways, vehicle registration, and speaker elections. County Government takes care of roads, unincorporated neighborhoods, senator elections, and watershed protection. City Government takes care of city roads, pipes, paths, building construction, City Council and Mayoral elections, and garbage collection.

Foreign Relations

The nation has many foreign relations, and many embassies with other nations. The end.
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The nation has approximately 9.5 Billion Noons and that number is expected to double by May 2025. The nation was expected to have 7 billion citizens by December 2021, but was greatly underestimated due to a lack of intelligence within the government. The nation has no national religion besides communism or Lutheranism, and different people have different cultures.


In the north, near Salabrachon, people are usually more LIBERAL than in other places. The states in the north are Capital, Gomona, Elusnada, Gaht, and Carna. The largest cities in The North are Gomona City, and Salabrachon. The West is also liberal like in California, except in the southwest like Arizona. The states in The West are Williams, Salastad, Deraldna, Gorrodno, and Keiskleiy (pronounced KEES-klay thompson). The East has 4 states and is more conservative than the north or west, in case you are skimming this paragraph for whatever reason. The states here are Geidgusalarn (geed-GOOSE-uh-lurn), Calcallo, Streebab, and Pepepampors (pronounced PIPI-pampers). The South is the most conservative of the regions, and has only 3 states. Manadija, Starmana, and TEXAS!!! REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!! STOP THIS TRUSH TALKINS OR IMA GIT MA GUN!!!


Some famous music includes songs from Clountain Moud, Cat Friends, Daniel Baker, For the Greater Good, and Tigran Petrosyan.

Best Hits


#1 Hit

#2 Hit

#3 Hit

Mountain Cloud

Your mom

lol owned!!!

Giants game updoots

Cat Friends

Starmana sux!!!!!!

Most Wonderful Time of the Year


Daniel Baker


One Way Door


For the Greater Good

Hot Fuzz

Nicholas Angel

Judge Judy and Executioner

Chris Darter


Have fun in prison

Cloudy partner

Nooooooooooooooo also has some other favorites from earlier artists like LinkJack Michaelson, LinkThe Beatles, and Linksome old guys, but they aren't as popular as the current favorites.


See Also: List of Teams in the VA Baseball League (VABL) and List of Teams in the VA Football League (VAFL)

Nooooooooooooooo has many different sports, namely baseball, Murican football, European, aka WRONG football, and Sorianoraball. The most common sport is baseball (VABL), with 18 teams. The VA Football League (VAFL) has only 8 teams, the Professional Basketball League of Nooooooooooooooo (PBLN), has 10 teams, and the Noon Soccer League (NSL) has 8 teams.


Economic Indicators

Currency: Angoreje
Fish Year: 1 June - 31 May

GDP (nominal): 254.417 Trillion Angorejes
GDP (nominal) per capita: 20,470.20 Angorejes
Unemployment Rate: 2.81%

Nooooooooooooooo is close friends with Skratmalatis. They are currently in a gay relationship. This is because of their Linkgeographic location and that 50% of Linktrade routes go to the nation. They also have been next to each other for over Link100 years. These two countries also are the most popular destinations for tourism between the two nations, and most LinkIMMIGRANTS and Linkemigrating has taken place between the nations.

Highway System

Main Article: Noon Highway System

The Noon LinkHighway System comprises of 17 State highway abbreviations, blah blah blah highways. Many cars go across the highways each day and GeoWizard crosses them every year or so.

Radio Station System

Main Article: Noon Radio Stations

OMG!! Nooo actually has radios? That right, folks. We have radios. How else would we listen to the Giants game?


The currency of Nooooooooooooooo is the Angoreje. It was named after Gus Angoreje, founder of the currency. In 1847, the government voted on it and it was approved. Today, 1 Angoreje = 1.0014 US Dollars.


The Noon Military is non-existent, much like Barlyy himself. It only has about 2,000 people in it. However, a vote was cast in 2016 to disband the military, and 82% of the Senate and Speakership combined voted to disband it. This bill was passed by Steven Rilo in December of 2017, and the law was put into effect on March 25th, 2020. The Budget is about 1Æ, but in 2020, because of the Linkgun control law, the military has had a downhill slope.


LinkTransportation in Nooooooooooooooo is mainly Linkcars, which operates on 1,222,194.7 miles of roads. The Federation has one of the largest automobile industries in the world. There are many public transport systems as well. Bus, rail, and subway systems exist, and they are funded by the government. The Noon Airline System is government funded, but the people who fund it are not part of the Cabinet or drawer.

Noon Airline System

Main Article: Noon Airports

The Noon Airline System (NAS) is run by the Noon Commission of Air Travel, Aeronautics, and Aviation, often abbreviated NCATAA. NCATAA is an organization based in the capital, Salabrachon. The most prominent airline is Noon Airlines, with Air Nooooooooooooooo and Salabrachon Airlines behind. Of course, there are other non-domestic airlines that travel into Nooooooooooooooo, such as Linkbad man, LinkDuolingus, and LinkBarlyy Airways, but they are not the most prominent airlines for domestic travel.


Nooooooooooooooo uses a high amount of energy per capita. The end. I'm getting tired of this, it's 11:45 PM.

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