by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 98thMost Influential: 724thMost Pacifist: 2,354th
The  Quarantined Peoples  of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Black Lives Matter; moo
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.078 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  Quarantined Peoples  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.078 billion Noons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 715 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,101 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in Salabrachon is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 3,954th in the world and 2nd in Callista for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,598.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 98thMost Influential: 724thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,354thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,361stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,858thBest Weather: 3,275thNicest Citizens: 3,280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,954thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,765thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,194thSafest: 5,266thMost Inclusive: 5,350thHealthiest Citizens: 5,350thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,512thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,920thLowest Crime Rates: 7,362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,725thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,141stMost Developed: 8,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,289thLargest Governments: 10,644thTop
Most Secular: 11,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,513thSmartest Citizens: 13,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,640thMost Efficient Economies: 18,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,104th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Archipelagica, The Dream of Kirby, Haruhi Japan, Mathuvan Union, Badger Kingdom, and Sorianora.

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