The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.363 billion Noons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 338 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,614 Angorejes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Salabrachon Times is sold out, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 43,974^th in the world and 528^th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.