by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,066th Most Influential: 2,044th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,144th
The Blue and Golden Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
'I have finally made it.' -Gus Angoreje
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population4.339 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Blue and Golden Federation of Nooooooooooooooo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.339 billion Noons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noon economy, worth 340 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,412 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 134,704th in the world and 982nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.28 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,066thTop
Most Influential: 2,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,144thMost Pacifist: 4,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,074thNicest Citizens: 5,722ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,349thBest Weather: 9,377thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,327thMost Inclusive: 12,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,569thHealthiest Citizens: 12,700thMost Secular: 12,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,444thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,116thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,355thSafest: 16,509thMost Developed: 16,715th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Pacifist: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the region

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