The Holy Moo of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.337 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 577 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,120 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 15,578^th in the world and 251^st in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 74.95 Atheism Rate.