by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,047th Most Influential: 1,985th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,079th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
'I have finally made it.' -Gus Angoreje
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.363 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.363 billion Noons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 338 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,614 Angorejes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Salabrachon Times is sold out, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 43,974th in the world and 528th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,047thTop
Most Influential: 1,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,079thMost Pacifist: 5,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,131stNicest Citizens: 5,691stTop
Best Weather: 8,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,913thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,071stMost Inclusive: 11,925thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,518thMost Secular: 12,721stHealthiest Citizens: 12,945thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,193rdSafest: 14,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,413thMost Developed: 14,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,897th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 92nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Pacifist: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nooooooooooooooo changed its national nation type to "Federation".
  • : Nooooooooooooooo endorsed The Dictatorship of Terai.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Salabrachon Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Salabrachon.
  • : Nooooooooooooooo was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Terai.
  • : Nooooooooooooooo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nooooooooooooooo, no one born in Nooooooooooooooo can fix a leaky faucet.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » The Soylent Green Party, Tzo, New Fania, Dustwind, The Tasmanian Islands, Wysrod, Karlando, Polka Republic, Sygnafylki, Vedrea, Slaytania, Oom, Adorable Kittens, Achiotopia, Berzerkastan, Testa, DunNaGall, Seranis, Chip Skylark, Kilenel, Echocrimsonia, Gluebucket, The Marcolinan Islands, Zeganas, PYT, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Lamborghini Murcielago, Tijdtevelia, New Udonia, Iontan, Zeklandia, South and East Illyria, Cape Vessey, Palman, Danyl, Aspistania, Samonaemia, HN67, Old Atlantica, Maalemzya, Isentran, Wakazia, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Creeptopia, The Texas Faction, Future of Mankind, Kyrizstanislav, RussiaOne, Serlone, The Snake Brotherhood, and 90 others.Hawalius, New Maarssen, Rex Republic, Better Indonesia, Solleana, The Utah Federation, Hamtown, The City States Of Las Vegas, Krystalveil, Loukania, Niedonia, The Precocity, Colonel Terrosit, Datland, Emulini, DVVK, Flex Lexington, Kebecois, Stroulia, Eist, Cyber Revolution, Lower Phlebacite, Republic of Nutella, True Mans, Supreme Order of Alberta, Rockerville, Muricasz, Tycorn, Northern African Sahara, Gewisse, Blogotopia, Mastodonia, Hamletus, Marchandal, The Playa Wastes, Parpaza, Vivolkha, Seantonia, Anigeto, Techoligia, Erictom333, ShadowVoltia, The Biggles Syndicate, Nogalacia, Hellei, Laykeria, Aleg, North Atlantic Allies, Cybershield, The Red Falls, Novegia, Tangora, Luzaatia, Edorask, Grahnol, Hacame, The Parandeam, Kuriko, Kaltovar, Free Booze, Arctic Coalition, Samaduria, Ishkabibber, Theomopolus, Catalyzation, Amertiostan, Venthravene, Optimism and Failure, Zim-topia, Govem, Bay of India, Nova Aeon, Sorchamei, Libraziland, Shivea, Coreras, Grimmywelsh, Ignis Cinere, Manonmanistan, Generic Country Name That Is Available, New Mountain States of Turkey, United States of Kerthina, The Land of Whiskey, The Valencian Federation, Radicarcs, United Cry Pin Saca, Anollasia, West Coulee, Yeetumbria, and Terai.

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