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Most Valuable International Artwork: 173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,137th
The ⠀Seven-foot frame⠀ of
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Population9.965 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The ⠀Seven-foot frame⠀ of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.965 billion Noons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,436 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises, only adults may purchase violent video games, third world countries are rich in "I Love Salabrachon" t-shirts, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 268,211th in the world and 6th in Karanlik Yollar for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -527.33 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 173rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,137thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,141stMost Pacifist: 1,261stBest Weather: 1,547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,597thNicest Citizens: 1,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,295thHealthiest Citizens: 2,609thTop
Safest: 2,728thMost Inclusive: 2,774thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,912thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,925thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,004thLowest Crime Rates: 3,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,830thMost Developed: 3,965thHighest Food Quality: 4,254thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,394thLargest Governments: 4,967thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,474thSmartest Citizens: 6,779thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,378thMost Secular: 8,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,638thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,180thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,839thHighest Economic Output: 15,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,023rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,107thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,131stHighest Average Incomes: 20,438thMost Cultured: 20,919thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,735th

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