by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,587thMost Pacifist: 1,595th
The  Swinging Jungle  of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Population7.703 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  Swinging Jungle  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.703 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 943 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,486 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, voting is voluntary, third world countries are rich in "I Love Salabrachon" t-shirts, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 239,790th in the world and 65th in Callista for Rudest Citizens, with 6.55 Insults Per Minute.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,587thMost Pacifist: 1,595thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,960thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,175thBest Weather: 2,225thNicest Citizens: 2,228thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,153rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,539thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,655thSafest: 3,683rdMost Inclusive: 3,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,975thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,405thLowest Crime Rates: 4,572ndMost Developed: 5,521stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,573rdLargest Governments: 6,692ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,273rdSmartest Citizens: 8,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,201stMost Secular: 11,224thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,377thMost Income Equality: 13,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,487thMost Efficient Economies: 15,900thMost Influential: 18,459thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,993rdHighest Economic Output: 19,707thHighest Average Incomes: 22,538th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the region

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