by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,298thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,335th
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Population8.21 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  mr bean  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.21 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,876 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, extreme political groups are outlawed, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 209,254th in the world and 65th in Callista for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 124thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,298thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,335thMost Pacifist: 1,456thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,762ndNicest Citizens: 1,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,993rdTop
Best Weather: 2,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,956thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,169thHealthiest Citizens: 3,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,482ndMost Inclusive: 3,639thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,660thSafest: 3,823rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,858thLowest Crime Rates: 4,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,366thMost Developed: 5,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,360thHighest Food Quality: 5,490thLargest Governments: 6,236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,398thSmartest Citizens: 8,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,045thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,478thTop
Most Secular: 10,864thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,317thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,603rdMost Income Equality: 12,506thMost Influential: 12,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,319thMost Efficient Economies: 14,977thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,798thHighest Economic Output: 18,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,027thHighest Average Incomes: 21,357th
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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