The  mr bean  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.21 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,876 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, extreme political groups are outlawed, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 209,254^th in the world and 65^th in Callista for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.