The  Swinging Jungle  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.703 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 943 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,486 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, voting is voluntary, third world countries are rich in "I Love Salabrachon" t-shirts, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 239,790^th in the world and 65^th in Callista for Rudest Citizens, with 6.55 Insults Per Minute.