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Most Valuable International Artwork: 302ndMost Influential: 398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 736th
The Holy Moo of
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Black Lives Matter
John Edwards
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Population6.337 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Holy Moo of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.337 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 577 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,120 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 15,578th in the world and 251st in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 74.95 Atheism Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 302ndMost Influential: 398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 736thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,157thMost Pacifist: 3,324thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,465thNicest Citizens: 5,180thBest Weather: 6,009thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,389thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,837thSafest: 7,575thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,601stMost Inclusive: 8,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,624thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,940thHealthiest Citizens: 10,493rdMost Developed: 10,670thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,791stLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,023rdMost Secular: 15,578thSmartest Citizens: 16,444thLargest Governments: 16,660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,245thMost Efficient Economies: 17,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,820thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,139th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the region

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