by Max Barry

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Election 2020: Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls 18.7%, Kuriko 16.8%, McMasterdonia 9.2%, Caelapes 8.2%, The Bigtopia 6.6%, Jocospor 4.9%, Valentine Z 4.4%, The Salaxalans 2.5%, Giovanniland 2.2%, Wymondham 2.1%, Dekks 2.0%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thMost Influential: 3,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,439th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Love each other
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population388 million

CapitalClaireview Bay

CurrencyDollar Wills

The Commonwealth of Noonaniapolis is a huge, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 388 million Noonanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Claireview Bay. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noonaniapolisian economy, worth 29.6 trillion Dollar Wills a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,403 Dollar Wills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown. Noonaniapolis's national animal is the Yoda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noonaniapolis is ranked 166,308th in the world and 8,351st in The North Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 954thTop
Most Influential: 3,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,344thMost Pacifist: 7,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,860thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,870thNicest Citizens: 10,047thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,008thLargest Retail Industry: 12,489thSafest: 13,053rdMost Devout: 13,567thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,294thMost Inclusive: 14,962ndMost Cultured: 15,396thBest Weather: 17,800thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,363rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 242nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Pacifist: 402nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 432nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 458th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 501st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 550th in the regionMost Devout: 576th in the regionNicest Citizens: 579th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 664th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 688th in the regionSafest: 692nd in the regionMost Cultured: 742nd in the regionNudest: 787th in the regionMost Inclusive: 847th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 872nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 883rd in the regionMost Influential: 897th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 927th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 929th in the regionBest Weather: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noonaniapolis was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Solimun.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Noonaniapolis was endorsed by The Galactic Systems of Astronomical.
  • : Noonaniapolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Noonaniapolis voted for The Bestest Bazooka Bunny of The Bigtopia in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Noonaniapolis, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » El Fiji Grande, Empy, The Rhein States, Sil Dorsett, Hamerica, Zumlandia, Abject Ludicrosity, Jasminlandia, Praeceps, Noahs Second Country, The Iron Lions, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Imperial Joseon, Dabarastan, Haminkwarea, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Great Bights Mum, United Kahndaq, Sundred, Porlock, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, McMasterdonia, Orado, Yaorozu, Sockmanland, Interdimensional Zone, Wit Noreis, Universal State Formula, Loli County, Pazair, Siwale, New Lakemba, Guer Aike, Shibutani, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, North Bratislava, Ethnon, Xagill, Serendipita Martia, Castle Federation, Palgo, Shadowrik, Daiz, Merconitonitopia, Psychotic Vegans, and 127 others.Woodsend, God Leon, The Stratosphere Islands, Azzarel, Selfgradatude, New Bremerton, Napnomadia, Amauri, Fendlium, Valhalla123, Ravendi, Wineclaw, MiaryBhalzhack, Dreadton, Glurponia, Pallaith, Vincone Cae, United Anglo-America, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Endless Eventide, Navigator Islands, Umuyyad, Zyvetskistaahn, New Jamgra, Melkmeid, Mandexia, Seenvorland, Lendara, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Black Templares, PotatoFarmers, Valentine Z, Vivanco, Sunto, Angshire, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, Methor, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Gnomewatchers, Malta Comino Gozo, Keistann Ray, Votak Matim, Joodey, Tachycardia, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Olofin, Clan Spaniel, Vexilia, Runeda, Miamington, West Hamburg, Steampunk Ariel, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Lancerian Empire, Khoik, Reyalda, Lybirit, Bhigham, Ihese, Dorito Dust, Orven, Diodone, Crader, Plangainer, Banana Rat, Land of the Cross, Xentherida, Infantivore, The Windmilluminati, Morover, Kranostav, Nisastria, SORT, Antiyard, Novanoke, Avastate, Ponantine, Harrys, New Octicarg, Nistriabar, Greifenburg, Westinor, Maott, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Zecit, Varola, Ozstan, The United Capital of Adam, United Federation of Murica, Some Random TNP Nation, Unshleepd, Yohannes, Irishvan, Kadarra, Hyphen, Ereena, Grapefruite, Mooe, Wisconsota, Solskjar, Freyford, Kobagia, Pra Keerick, Aratani, Artemesia, Eravonia, Olowakandi, Schnuftelland, 2 and 2 is Fish, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Kasazzastan, Mon Civia, Fizban, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, 9003, The Most Freedom Ever, UKDSSA, Plembobria, Astronomical, and Solimun.

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