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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 965thMost Influential: 1,361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,378th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Deus, Pátria e Familia - Longa vida Nookie Island
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nookie Island

Population21.241 billion

CapitalNookie City
LeaderNookie
FaithCristianismo

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalPig

The Dictatorship of Nookie Island is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Nookie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.241 billion Nookienseses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nookie City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nookie Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Escudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 90,700 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Nookie City, babies living in poverty are told to take responsibility for their own fortunes, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nookie Island's national animal is the Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianismo.

Nookie Island is ranked 276,681st in the world and 157th in Portugal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 965thMost Influential: 1,361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,378thTop
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Best Weather: 3,531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,568thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,128thLowest Crime Rates: 5,758thMost Stationary: 5,788thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,975thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,012thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,776thSafest: 10,268thMost Developed: 11,818thHealthiest Citizens: 12,288thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,727thHighest Economic Output: 13,396thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,543rdLargest Populations: 15,086thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,377thMost Patriotic: 18,492ndMost Secular: 19,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,727thMost Income Equality: 26,505th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nookie Island was endorsed by The Principality of Caxina.
  • : Nookie Island's influence in Portugal rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Nookie Island's influence in Portugal fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Most Stationary, and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Nookie Island was endorsed by Cyclopia of doom.
  • : Nookie Island's influence in Portugal rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Nookie Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.

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