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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,383rdMost Pro-Market: 2,492ndMost Politically Free: 2,867th
The United Republic of
Anarchy
Justice and Liberty and Progress
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Noobia

Population7.211 billion

CurrencyNoobian Naira
Animalporpoise

The United Republic of Noobia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.211 billion Noobs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Noob economy, worth 344 trillion Noobian Nairas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,752 Noobian Nairas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,766 per year while the poor average 2,993, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noobia's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Noobia is ranked 21,508th in the world and 5th in Independent Order for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 102.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,383rdMost Pro-Market: 2,492ndTop
5%
Most Politically Free: 2,867thHighest Drug Use: 3,698thMost Extreme: 4,011thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,370thHighest Crime Rates: 8,100thRudest Citizens: 11,808thTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,559thNudest: 12,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,310thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,030thFattest Citizens: 16,520thMost Stationary: 17,253rdMost Influential: 18,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,221stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,508th
Top
5%
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Noobia's influence in Independent Order rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Noobia's influence in Independent Order fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Noobia's influence in Independent Order rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Noobia's influence in Independent Order rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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