The United Republic of Noobia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.62 billion Noobs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.
The strong Noob economy, worth 411 trillion Noobian Nairas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,752 Noobian Nairas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,766 per year while the poor average 2,993, a ratio of 102 to 1.
Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noobia's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Noobia is ranked 167,332nd in the world and 39th in Independent Order for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 51.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market and the Top 5% for Nudest.
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Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.