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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,132ndMost Pro-Market: 2,163rdMost Politically Free: 2,617th
The United Republic of
Anarchy
Justice and Liberty and Progress
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Envoy
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Noobia

Population8.62 billion

CurrencyNoobian Naira
Animalporpoise

The United Republic of Noobia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.62 billion Noobs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Noob economy, worth 411 trillion Noobian Nairas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,752 Noobian Nairas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,766 per year while the poor average 2,993, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Noobia's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Noobia is ranked 167,332nd in the world and 39th in Independent Order for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 51.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,132ndMost Pro-Market: 2,163rdMost Politically Free: 2,617thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,432ndMost Extreme: 3,727thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,149thHighest Crime Rates: 8,430thRudest Citizens: 11,717thNudest: 12,587thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,741stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,259thMost Stationary: 15,642ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,637thMost Influential: 17,617thFattest Citizens: 18,146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,528thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,838thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,082nd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Noobia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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