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Most Influential: 1,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,212thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,241st
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Can't Stop Noobs!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Noob Farlands

Population3.927 billion

CapitalThe Castle of NoobLord
LeaderNoobLord
FaithNoobism

CurrencyRobux
AnimalBacon Hair

The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.927 billion Noobs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The powerhouse Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 532 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,715 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, euthanasia is legal, Noob Farlands recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Noob Farlands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noobism.

Noob Farlands is ranked 4,847th in the world and 85th in Europe for Most Secular, with 98.43 Atheism Rate.

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Most Influential: 1,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,212thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,241stMost Secular: 4,847thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,582ndMost Authoritarian: 10,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,717thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,668thMost Patriotic: 14,849thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,266thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,011thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,045thLargest Black Market: 24,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,006thHealthiest Citizens: 27,631stMost Cultured: 30,933rdHighest Average Incomes: 30,959th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 85th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Conservative: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 99th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 109th in the regionMost Extreme: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 121st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 148th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 125 » Northern German Federation, Invernessia, Armbruster, Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, The Champions League, Trixeland, Meropis, Raghallaigh, Slavatania, Seristria, UGBK, Rary, North of Americas, Walfo, Ausvelt, Irminsulia, An Clar, Leranditale, Dark Matter, Nardin, Wombelland, Scytharum, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ottterland, Someseni, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Iceagea, Agatep, Bastile, Stumphosse Res, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ostermarch, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, Umeria, Outer Sparta, United Communes of Chile, Slavonia and Srijem, Leszno, Super Happy Land, Falvaard, The Scandinavian Realm, and 75 others.Sovietskogo Soyuz, East Ase Palmars, Foudina, Calicov, Iquerian, Dipretorian, Dauershire, Ortigia, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Karnea, New Vorarlberg, The Asten Islands, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Astaraion, Istastioner, KKoRea, The AbelLandia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Balcem, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Kronverg, Agausia, Cambany, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, Parsininsa, The Sigometh Dynasty, Maritzal, Brakanistan, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, The Eternal Ascendancy, Gorzi, Myanerus, Setian Savanna, Agartia, British Gambia, Kardjali, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Great Whiteland, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordharz, Ukrainida, Caparica, Grego, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Mollow, Union of Rossiya, and PAVONESIA.

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