Population | 3.927 billion |
Capital | The Castle of NoobLord |
Leader | NoobLord |
Faith | Noobism |
Currency | Robux |
Animal | Bacon Hair |
The Kingdom of Noob Farlands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NoobLord with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.927 billion Noobs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Castle of NoobLord. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.
The powerhouse Noob Farlandsian economy, worth 532 trillion Robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,715 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, euthanasia is legal, Noob Farlands recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Noob Farlands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob Farlands's national animal is the Bacon Hair, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noobism.
Noob Farlands is ranked 4,847th in the world and 85th in Europe for Most Secular, with 98.43 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of PAVONESIA.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Noob Farlands.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, Noob Farlands recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, euthanasia is legal.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Noob Farlands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Noob Farlands was endorsed by The Colony of Mollow.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Noob Farlands.
- : Following new legislation in Noob Farlands, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 125 » Northern German Federation, Invernessia, Armbruster, Elisabethshagen, Thracia Republic, Yahlia, The Champions League, Trixeland, Meropis, Raghallaigh, Slavatania, Seristria, UGBK, Rary, North of Americas, Walfo, Ausvelt, Irminsulia, An Clar, Leranditale, Dark Matter, Nardin, Wombelland, Scytharum, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ottterland, Someseni, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Iceagea, Agatep, Bastile, Stumphosse Res, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ostermarch, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, The New Nordic Union, Umeria, Outer Sparta, United Communes of Chile, Slavonia and Srijem, Leszno, Super Happy Land, Falvaard, The Scandinavian Realm, and 75 others.Sovietskogo Soyuz, East Ase Palmars, Foudina, Calicov, Iquerian, Dipretorian, Dauershire, Ortigia, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Karnea, New Vorarlberg, The Asten Islands, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Astaraion, Istastioner, KKoRea, The AbelLandia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Balcem, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Kronverg, Agausia, Cambany, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, Parsininsa, The Sigometh Dynasty, Maritzal, Brakanistan, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, The Eternal Ascendancy, Gorzi, Myanerus, Setian Savanna, Agartia, British Gambia, Kardjali, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Great Whiteland, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Nordharz, Ukrainida, Caparica, Grego, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Mollow, Union of Rossiya, and PAVONESIA.