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Most Primitive: 4,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,881stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,349th
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Nonaicosylamide

Population944 million

Currencyrupee
Animalwolf

The People's Republic of Nonaicosylamide is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 944 million Nonaicosylamideans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The strong Nonaicosylamidean economy, worth 59.7 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,281 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral, the industries of Nonaicosylamide are coughing all the way to the bank, and all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nonaicosylamide's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nonaicosylamide is ranked 189,913th in the world and 1,261st in Birb for Most Secular, with 12.98 Atheism Rate.

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Most Primitive: 4,704thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,881stLargest Insurance Industry: 9,349thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 13,910thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,456thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,075th
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Most Primitive: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 77th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 160th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 258th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, the industries of Nonaicosylamide are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours.
  • : Nonaicosylamide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Nonaicosylamide, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.

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