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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,940thMost Influential: 4,383rdNicest Citizens: 4,551st
The Third Empire of
Father Knows Best State
All Hail the Great Empire!
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Population5.089 billion

CapitalSan Lata
LeaderKing Uzanad Javk

AnimalNonadian Tropical Bird

The Third Empire of Nonadia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Uzanad Javk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.089 billion Nonadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Lata. The average income tax rate is 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nonadian economy, worth 777 trillion Nanoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,689 Nanoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime is totally unknown. Nonadia's national animal is the Nonadian Tropical Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shinism.

Nonadia is ranked 216,668th in the world and 124th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -347.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,940thMost Influential: 4,383rdNicest Citizens: 4,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,182ndBest Weather: 5,817thNudest: 6,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,054thHighest Food Quality: 7,255thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,300thMost Developed: 7,565thMost Inclusive: 7,818thMost Devout: 7,910thMost Pacifist: 7,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,508thLargest Governments: 8,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,410thHealthiest Citizens: 9,560thSmartest Citizens: 9,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,846thMost Cultured: 9,907thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,213thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,678thHighest Average Incomes: 13,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,391stSafest: 17,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,314thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,803rd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Northern New Solingarch, Candensia, Empire of Gora, and Evacasia.

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