The Republic of Nonadia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Charles Furman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.829 billion Nonadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monrovia. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nonadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,758 trillion Nonadian Valers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,690 Nonadian Valers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime is totally unknown. Nonadia's national animal is the Southern Wild Boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nonadia is ranked 304,808^th in the world and 109^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -353.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.