The Democratic Republic of Non opresive German Empire is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Thomas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 873 million Non opresive German Empireans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Non opresive German Empirean economy, worth 40.6 trillion lakes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,528 lakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime is totally unknown. Non opresive German Empire's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Non opresive German Empire is ranked 108,925^th in the world and 296^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 13.21 flags saluted per person per day.