by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,427thMost Devout: 8,694thMost Influential: 11,128th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We really do exist
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Non Existent Nation

Population592 million

AnimalMute Swan

The Kingdom of Non Existent Nation is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 592 million Danish are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Danish economy, worth 31.3 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,858 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, glamping Danish won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Non Existent Nation's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Non Existent Nation is ranked 31,963rd in the world and 67th in Social Technocratic Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,493.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,427thMost Devout: 8,694thTop
Most Influential: 11,128thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,277thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,974thSafest: 15,075thMost Authoritarian: 15,160thMost Pacifist: 17,673rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,996thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,407th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the region

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