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Most Pacifist: 3,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,251st
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Learning richness and rights
Influence
Hegemony
Seguidor do Maoísmo
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nollyland

Population2.006 billion

CapitalEnligh

CurrencyNollar
Animalturtle

The Republic of Nollyland is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.006 billion Nollylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enligh. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nollylandian economy, worth 280 trillion Nollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,670 Nollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nollyland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nollyland is ranked 114,894th in the world and 1st in TODO MUNDO ODEIA O MEMEEEEE for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,886.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 3,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,251stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,425thMost Inclusive: 3,538thNicest Citizens: 3,576thHealthiest Citizens: 3,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,222ndSafest: 4,476thHighest Food Quality: 4,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,303rdBest Weather: 5,924thMost Developed: 6,430thSmartest Citizens: 6,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,957thMost Cultured: 8,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,798thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,993rdLargest Governments: 13,465thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,000thLowest Crime Rates: 14,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,279thMost Efficient Economies: 15,689thMost Secular: 15,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,086thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,657thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,970th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Nollyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nollyland, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.

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