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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,119thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,286th
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Population12.294 billion

CapitalNew Gondolin


The Republic of Noldoria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.294 billion Noldor hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gondolin. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Noldorin economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,258 pennies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conspiracy theorists allege New Gondolin's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown. Noldoria's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noldoria is ranked 23,439th in the world and 13th in Middle Earth for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,048.97 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,119thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,286thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,132ndHighest Economic Output: 10,997thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,342ndTop
Most Influential: 13,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,869thSmartest Citizens: 16,688thMost Developed: 16,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,326thMost Cultured: 19,956thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,232ndLargest Populations: 20,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,047th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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