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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,989th
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Noldoria

Population11.669 billion

CapitalNew Gondolin
LeaderLeader

Currencypenny
AnimalHawk

The Republic of Noldoria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.669 billion Noldor hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gondolin. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noldorin economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,288 pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, anti-government web sites are springing up, conspiracy theorists allege New Gondolin's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime is totally unknown. Noldoria's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Noldoria is ranked 189,858th in the world and 131st in Middle Earth for Most Primitive, scoring -262.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,989thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,485thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,370thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,805thHighest Economic Output: 11,126thMost Influential: 13,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,133rdSmartest Citizens: 16,074thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,500thMost Developed: 16,668thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,392ndMost Cultured: 19,614th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Rogue Nation of Red Maw dismissed Noldoria as Anti-Zombie Executive of Middle Earth.
  • : Noldoria lodged a message on the Middle Earth Regional Message Board.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Noldoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.

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