The New Cruor Federation of Nolansburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 24.089 billion Nolansburgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erzac. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The large but inefficient Nolansburgian economy, worth 899 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,323 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Avakael twice, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, nobody likes bad boys any more, and adulthood begins with the creation of an email account. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolansburg's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cruor.

Nolansburg is ranked 99,951^st in the world and 589^th in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.87 law-abiding acts per hour.