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Most Stationary: 1,846th Most Influential: 3,175th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,703rd
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Illegitimi non Carborundum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population17.374 billion

LeaderStephen Nolandis


The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.374 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 96,018 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 156,589th in the world and 65th in Lone Wolves United for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.32 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Stationary: 1,846thMost Influential: 3,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,703rdBest Weather: 5,264thLargest Populations: 5,305thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,049thHighest Economic Output: 6,158thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,136thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,762ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,954thLargest Mining Sector: 10,183rdMost Developed: 11,140thMost Average: 13,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,805thLowest Crime Rates: 14,165thHealthiest Citizens: 15,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,733rd
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Australian Armed Forces.

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