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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,946thBest Weather: 4,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,935th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Illegitimi non Carborundum
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population22.415 billion

LeaderStephen Nolandis


The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.415 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 65.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,606 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 57,275th in the world and 19th in Lone Wolves United for Rudest Citizens, with 64.85 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,946thBest Weather: 4,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,935thLargest Populations: 4,996thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,032ndMost Influential: 6,723rdHighest Economic Output: 7,137thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,948thLargest Black Market: 9,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,118thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,584thLowest Crime Rates: 13,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,107thMost Developed: 14,963rdSmartest Citizens: 15,804thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,279thSafest: 20,914thMost Cultured: 21,918th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Rayo de Sol, Alveo, Karasakstania, and Nato12323.

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