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Most Stationary: 2,082nd Most Influential: 2,898th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,911th
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.745 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,614 trillion Galleons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 102,546 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 11,271st in the world and 5th in Lone Wolves United for Longest Average Lifespans, with 82.23 Years.

Most Stationary: 2,082ndMost Influential: 2,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,911thHighest Economic Output: 5,724thLargest Populations: 5,982ndBest Weather: 6,475thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,549thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,614thLargest Mining Sector: 8,550thTop
Most Average: 9,654thMost Developed: 11,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,383rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,896thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,839thLowest Crime Rates: 14,889thHealthiest Citizens: 16,190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,753rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,684th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Dream Killers and The Micronated States of Federonesia.

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