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Most Stationary: 1,982nd Most Influential: 2,885th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,221st
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The United States of Nolandisland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stephen Nolandis with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.262 billion Nolandislandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kessnolanville. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nolandislandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Galleons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,958 Galleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, conspiracy theorists allege Kessnolanville's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and young adults are stepping outside for the first time in ages after video games were recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolandisland's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nolandisland is ranked 123,371st in the world and 83rd in Lone Wolves United for Fattest Citizens, with 8.09 Obesity Rate.

Most Stationary: 1,982ndMost Influential: 2,885thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,221stLargest Populations: 5,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,747thHighest Economic Output: 5,804thBest Weather: 6,023rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,784thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,137thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,700thMost Developed: 10,990thMost Average: 11,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,725thLowest Crime Rates: 13,951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,803rd
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

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