The Republic of Nolambur is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.083 billion Nolamburians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vivin Park. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nolamburian economy, worth 300 trillion INRS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,534 INRS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, bins outnumber trees in city parks, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nolambur's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nolambur is ranked 14,362^nd in the world and 759^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,982.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.