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Largest Populations: 600thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,242ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,621st
The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers
Uncle Earl
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Nolaerie

Population40.665 billion

CapitalNew Orleans
LeaderUncle Earl
FaithBokononism

Currencypicayune
Animalgraceful mercia

The Paradoxical Winter Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 40.665 billion Louisianians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nolaeriean economy, worth 247 trillion picayunes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,079 picayunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, students cut up leftover picayunes during Arts and Crafts, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Nolaerie is ranked 249,939th in the world and 9th in Louisiana for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -10.58 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 600thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,242ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,778thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,821stNicest Citizens: 7,347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,639thSmartest Citizens: 8,675thMost Pacifist: 8,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,131stMost Stationary: 13,201stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,444thMost Cultured: 15,165thLargest Black Market: 17,504thBest Weather: 19,565thHighest Food Quality: 22,295thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,477thMost Politically Free: 24,279th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie lodged a message on the Louisiana Regional Message Board.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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