Largest Populations: 743rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,222nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,409th
The Paradoxical Summer Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
A giant testing ground for urban planners & developers
Uncle Earl
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Paradoxical Summer Paradise of Nolaerie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Uncle Earl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.461 billion Louisianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Nolaeriean economy, worth 173 trillion picayunes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 6,113 picayunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, Nolaerie's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolaerie's national animal is the graceful mercia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Nolaerie is ranked 139,448th in the world and 5th in Louisiana for Most Primitive, scoring -181.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Populations: 743rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,222ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,409thHighest Crime Rates: 1,543rdTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,968thNicest Citizens: 5,100thSmartest Citizens: 5,816thLargest Black Market: 6,684thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,624thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,718thMost Pacifist: 9,455thHealthiest Citizens: 10,906thBest Weather: 13,635thMost Cultured: 14,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,275th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana fell from "Enforcer" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana rose from "Negotiator" to "Enforcer".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Nolaerie's influence in Louisiana fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Nolaerie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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